Expletives

Am half-heartedly trying to bleep out expletives on my blog. This is because I have been pestering all members of my family, including Mom, Dad, and Grandma, to read it. Know that Mom would tell me that future employers would frown upon expletives in blogs. What she may not realize is that, in fact, I swear casually with my coworkers, including (especially) my boss, on a daily, almost hourly, basis.

Have decided I won't go crazy, but will occasionally censor myself out of old-fashioned respect for my elders.

There. Aren't I mature?